it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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