I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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