that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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