I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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