So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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