I want to walk on stilts...naked
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Go christen that room with your naked body.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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