She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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