I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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