But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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