He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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