Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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