I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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