I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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