Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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