I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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