he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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