Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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