Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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