Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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