I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Drake has all the answers
Sorry about my life...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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