The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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