We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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