Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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