yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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