do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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