yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
3pm strippers are depressing
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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