I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
