Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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