ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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