I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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