Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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