the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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