i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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