Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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