sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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