Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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