She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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