oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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