I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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