what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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