I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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