i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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