She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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