I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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