"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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