My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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