i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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