I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
time to smoke my breakfast
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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