what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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