Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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