She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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