who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I want to have your abortion
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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