I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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